He looks old enough to release a statement supporting Otto Von Bismarck.

The whole philosophy of “If it’s free, it’s for me, give me three” is a total disease. The game ain't worth the candle, man.

It’s like a face-lift, but for your butt, I think. Sometimes they lift too much though, on facelifts. I know an older woman, and she wears her earrings on her ass because of it.

She should have converted it all to ones, thrown it at their feet, and said “Now you all have to bow to me nearly one million times if you want my largesse!”

Why didn’t she just donate it to a good cause or throw it at a crowd?

“Leaders have said the presence of pregnant girls will ‘serve as a negative influence to other innocent girls,’ and ‘encourage’ them to get pregnant,

He laughed very hard at these jokes, which are technically not even jokes, unless adding “because you’re a Republican” to the end of people’s sentences and snorting qualifies as a joke.

It’s a great story. It has been anthologised like crazy. Probably even more than A Dry, Quiet War. But, that’s what happens to great stories.

I know which scene you mean, and I can see why you’d think that.

I remember girls from highschool who would make her boyfriend and his values their complete identity, but didn’t know any in university, and now in my thirties, I mostly just know couples who havent been divorced yet.

Woe betide the girl who transfers into a new school partway through seventh grade and finds herself the prettiest girl in the class she ends up in.

I wonder what happened to them. They did used to be better.

That sounds terrifying!

Genuine LOL from me reading that. If the wife was still home, she’d have asked “What is so damned funny?”

It’s always like that. I’m no Chris Christie or Trump supporter, but anytime there is a story with one of them, the picture looks like it was selected specifically in order to put people into hate-mode. Like we need help understanding that they are bloviating bastards.

I've never seen a case of this as bad or as obnoxious as the one you outlined here. Wow. I hope you werent close enough to get singed by the crazy-flames.

I mean that if the money isn't yours you shouldn't do it. If you do, it is at your own risk because a judge might see it, and he will count that money as a personal asset.

Some dude I know told me this show is a putrid, pus-filled abyss of stupidity. I haven't seen it so I can't judge. Is he right, or wrong?

the two have written a country song together. A source revealed to People the tune is a mid-tempo country ballad