I agree with you. He probably has an embarassing boner story. Maybe it got set-off during his first slow-dance at a school ball, or he had to present a report in front of the class with one of those unpredictable, not-even-sexual boners that are the folly of many a 14-year-old. I was lucky to dodge those myself, but…

LOL that guy was such an ambulatory sack of runny monkey-nuts. Thank you for drawing-out the insanity in him for all to experience!

“.....and the slug they slithered in on” would have been an appropriate alternate. A+

I’m not sure why more people don’t do this. It seems so much better than going into debt throwing a party for relatives you barely see anyway.

I’ve found that, too. Sometimes stuff gives you a way bigger heart-punch once you are an emotionally mature person.

I’ve never understood these people. Don’t they have any sense of embarassment?

Yeah, the real reason is always that they are afraid people will stand outside and wait for the free ones if they institute a policy like that. I don’t buy that it would ever happen like that.

That is absolutely tragic. Yeah, that’s a true example of letting your greatest strength become your greatest weakness. I’m so sorry if it magnified your trauma.

Holy moly. Getting to sleep must have been hard for a while....

My marriage has for the most part been wonderful, but there have been a few times when if we had just been living together, the relationship would have been easy to just walk away from. I’m not into traditions at all, but I have to admit there is something to be said for actually entering into a legal arrangement with…

I ain’t Catholic. Never was, never will be, but I appreciate that your mom knew how to look for the good in things. People these days are so eager to tear eachother down. I seriously hope we never have a food shortage in this country or we’ll start eating eachother before sunset.

This is such a good point. I wish people knew this.

I'm 33 years old, sir. I haven't heard that one since the sixth grade, back in the early nineties. I'm glad you've been giving it a good home. I always wondered where it went.

Other great patsies include senior citizens, dogs, or anyone dressed in filthy clothes. People tend to assume things, so use that to your advantage.

I’m sure this guy pictures himself being best buddies with Jesus if he lived in the first century, and not part of the mob that wanted him dead.

Well, for a lot of people, it is an appetite that grows with feeding. Despite the ubiquity of Internet nudity, people are still going to want to see boobs.

I think it will make Ghostbusters really cool if all four of them are women. Ivan never seen a franchise do that before. I suppose I’m biased, though: I’m fond of women, and think of them as a lot more than just a place for a penis to go.

I was wondering where you've been. Sorry for your loss, BabyJane.

Now I can't decide if *I* would have wanted to watch it.

The friend watched it too?!?!!