Yeah. I’m a social worker, and my wish has always been that when a husband starts beating his wife, it should be him that has to move into a shelter.

I wonder if I’d have had that preference if I’d been exposed to these in the mid eighties when I was in the correct age group.

What makes kids prefer hearing tweens sing these songs instead of the original artists?

You’re doing something right!

Yup. And a different set of people would have been just as upset if he had narrated an anti-abortion ad.

This is an example of those people on Facebook who update their network of hundreds every day with little schnookums in huge wacky sunglasses and mommy’s heels, writ enormous. As someone on Twitter said, “No one’s fascinated by your child expect you and pedophiles.”

I envy that you are a writer. I tried my hand at short story writing for about seven months before realizing that I just didn't have the spark.

“Hi Maureen! Is Johnny still trying to find his niche in the art world?”

Physically, emotionally, spiritually or mentally, I agree!

Easy. He needed a gimmick to distinguish himself from all the other painters, and settled on the obvious solution: “I’ll be the guy who uses his dick as a brush!”

This dude does the same schtick with this butthole:

My wife and I groan audibly when someone says something like: “I puked so much last night! I was literally drunk as a skunk!”

So sorry, Fanda! I hope things improve soon. Kids take such a huge amount of energy.

Can we hear from anyone who has done this? Is the game really worth the candle? Let’s hear some war stories!

I hear ya, bro.

I hear ya, bro.

I hear the liberals got a majority of seats! My friend, I hope at the very least, it can lower your blood pressure a bit. :)

I hear the liberals got a majority of seats! My friend, I hope at the very least, it can lower your blood pressure a…

He's unworthy of you, Mo. That moron doesn't know he just threw away a winning lottery ticket. *hugs*

Well, he's shown himself to be pretty impulsive in a few instances. Past and present.

I’m angry with him and I don’t even know him. I hope you can recover, and if you ever let go of your anger, I hope it is only for the benefit of your own psychic peace.

Lol! Nice one!