Yeah, the real reason is always that they are afraid people will stand outside and wait for the free ones if they institute a policy like that. I don’t buy that it would ever happen like that.

That is absolutely tragic. Yeah, that’s a true example of letting your greatest strength become your greatest weakness. I’m so sorry if it magnified your trauma.

Holy moly. Getting to sleep must have been hard for a while....

My marriage has for the most part been wonderful, but there have been a few times when if we had just been living together, the relationship would have been easy to just walk away from. I’m not into traditions at all, but I have to admit there is something to be said for actually entering into a legal arrangement with…

I ain’t Catholic. Never was, never will be, but I appreciate that your mom knew how to look for the good in things. People these days are so eager to tear eachother down. I seriously hope we never have a food shortage in this country or we’ll start eating eachother before sunset.

This is such a good point. I wish people knew this.

I'm 33 years old, sir. I haven't heard that one since the sixth grade, back in the early nineties. I'm glad you've been giving it a good home. I always wondered where it went.

Other great patsies include senior citizens, dogs, or anyone dressed in filthy clothes. People tend to assume things, so use that to your advantage.

I’m sure this guy pictures himself being best buddies with Jesus if he lived in the first century, and not part of the mob that wanted him dead.

Well, for a lot of people, it is an appetite that grows with feeding. Despite the ubiquity of Internet nudity, people are still going to want to see boobs.

I think it will make Ghostbusters really cool if all four of them are women. Ivan never seen a franchise do that before. I suppose I’m biased, though: I’m fond of women, and think of them as a lot more than just a place for a penis to go.

I was wondering where you've been. Sorry for your loss, BabyJane.

Now I can't decide if *I* would have wanted to watch it.

The friend watched it too?!?!!

Yeah. I’m a social worker, and my wish has always been that when a husband starts beating his wife, it should be him that has to move into a shelter.

I wonder if I’d have had that preference if I’d been exposed to these in the mid eighties when I was in the correct age group.

What makes kids prefer hearing tweens sing these songs instead of the original artists?

You’re doing something right!

Yup. And a different set of people would have been just as upset if he had narrated an anti-abortion ad.

This is an example of those people on Facebook who update their network of hundreds every day with little schnookums in huge wacky sunglasses and mommy’s heels, writ enormous. As someone on Twitter said, “No one’s fascinated by your child expect you and pedophiles.”