I envy that you are a writer. I tried my hand at short story writing for about seven months before realizing that I just didn't have the spark.

“Hi Maureen! Is Johnny still trying to find his niche in the art world?”

Physically, emotionally, spiritually or mentally, I agree!

Easy. He needed a gimmick to distinguish himself from all the other painters, and settled on the obvious solution: “I’ll be the guy who uses his dick as a brush!”

This dude does the same schtick with this butthole:

My wife and I groan audibly when someone says something like: “I puked so much last night! I was literally drunk as a skunk!”

So sorry, Fanda! I hope things improve soon. Kids take such a huge amount of energy.

Can we hear from anyone who has done this? Is the game really worth the candle? Let’s hear some war stories!

I hear ya, bro.

I hear ya, bro.

I hear the liberals got a majority of seats! My friend, I hope at the very least, it can lower your blood pressure a bit. :)

I hear the liberals got a majority of seats! My friend, I hope at the very least, it can lower your blood pressure a…

He's unworthy of you, Mo. That moron doesn't know he just threw away a winning lottery ticket. *hugs*

Well, he's shown himself to be pretty impulsive in a few instances. Past and present.

I’m angry with him and I don’t even know him. I hope you can recover, and if you ever let go of your anger, I hope it is only for the benefit of your own psychic peace.

Lol! Nice one!

I think this party was in poor taste, but I’ll confess that if the article linked to a video of Miley belting out Havah Nagilah, I might give it a listen just to hear if she did it as good as Harry Bellafonte.

Surely we can all agree that this band is going to have the emptiest gazes of all:

I think a person who can look for the best in people, even when they hold views you don’t agree with has the best chance of marital success. My wife has some seriously contrary views on some topics, but it doesn’t mean our relationship needs to end. We are loyal to eachother, have compatible personalities, and things…

Ah, the hypocritical show-offy kind. I like the humble, non-hypocritical ones who do what their bible says ever when it’s inconvenient for them. i can respect that kind.

Curious: You couldn’t deal because he was hypocritical for having premarital sex, or because he’d take a few minutes on his knees to thank his deity for whatever it is religious people pray about...?

The silliness of the questions political candidates get asked, and the putrid, pus-filled abyss of stupidity that often characterizes their answers made me think for a second that Chris Christie wanted THIS family on his currency.