If they are slaves of the state, businesses won’t get any benefit from that labor. The radio moron never proposed that private citizens get to own slaves.

The world is turning into a cesspool of imbeciles!

If it weren’t for my wife researching a Mexican resort on trip advisor, I’d have never seen this picture:

I can picture a dumbass redneck racist construction worker voting for this plan because he hates Mexicans, but then crying like a baby if it ever got implemented because his boss had to slash his wages to keep the company competitive against the new army of slaves sucking-up all the plum government building contracts.

If the people doing this were also planning to have the wedding at a church, I’d ask them:

You are a better person than me. I took perverse pleasure in her wailing. I don't like rude people. Should be an interesting lawsuit, though. Woman and dog vs THIS COUNTRY.

Roses are red

That first paragraph of yours was a work of art! Thank you!

Chopsticks are a lifesaver when you have a broken limb and need to scratch an itch under your cast.

Get rid of a ton of cheap, disposable labor? Yeah, I’m sure U.S. agribusiness would just love that.

Not to minimize anything Rosie is saying, but I think that one of the aspects of the war on women is good old-fashioned lookism.

I liked it too! Like yourself, I was also into academics, though, and loved accumulating knowledge. If someone wants to play trivia games, I was and still am the guy that says: “Sure!”.

Talk to any long-time writer, and they’ll tell you about other writing colleagues they’ve known who just had their creative wellspring go dry.

Stuff like this is usually just a fig-leaf for protectionism.

I did that with a leather couch once and same thing happened. I was very very happy they took it and made further use of it, but I’d never have the guts to do something like that out of fear of bedbugs.

I swear I’ve been on the website of a rare book library before, and seen this exact statement. The library said that even copies that were a few centuries old might not be very valuable unless it was a particularly rare translation with a limited print-run.

That's some good justice right there. Absolutely unlawful and illegal, but pure justice nonetheless.

The U.S. military’s strength, and it’s ability to project power outside of its borders is orders of magnitude stronger than any other nation on the planet.

I hope Deadspinners don’t click this article in order to whack-off to the comments.

*nods sagely*