*lol* It’s a pretty stupid thing to brag about. Like, who gives a shit? I see through hype for a lot of things, does that impress anybody?

So I was one of the like...six people on the planet who didn’t hype themselves to Mars prior to the release of this game

This is 100% it. Every time you see one of these guys saying “There’s heaps of people walking around with no life behind their eyes” what they actually mean is “I saw someone who wasn’t paying full, enthusiastic, positive attention to me and I don’t understand it.”

Part of the problem, I think, is that a lot of these people are big on individuality. So when they see someone doing something that they consider boring or blending into the background or commonplace, they think “everyone expresses their individuality... except people like this”. NPCs, to them, are people without…

It’s truly hard for me to imagine looking at a world full of busy people going about their lives and think that something’s wrong with them because they’re not paying more attention to me.

Of all the dumbass TikTok trends I’ve heard of, this is one of the dumbest.

The American Taliban is above the law.

What the fuck is taking so long with this asshole being charged? His buddy rolled on him last year and the evidence of payments has been public about as long.

I’m glad you included Danny’s tweet in this article, because it really does sum things up. “Gamers” have no clue how video games are made, and the insane cost and effort that is involved. Yet all of them feel like they should “have a voice” in the video game development process. Of course studios should gather…

Okay, but the difference is nobody at those stores was expected to be keeping an eye on you and the place your parents actually left you at was an arcade, a place that’s explicitly designed for people to hang out at for more than the duration of a shopping trip.

“Wow, this is going to be the most polished game ever made if it looks like that 4-5 years before release.”

What is wrong with people? I saw that GTA6 footage and my first thought was, “Wow, this is going to be the most polished game ever made if it looks like that 4-5 years before release.”

...those monsters on Reddit and Twitter might finally be useful for something!

what im getting from this is that in order to see more behind the scenes footage of game development and a better understanding on how triple a games are produced, we need to generate takes so nightmarishly bad that developers will have no choice but to dunk on them

Well, in economic terms, a “bear market” is one in which the prices of stocks are falling; this is as opposed to a “bull market,” in which they’re rising.

“Gay bear” in these subreddits is an insult referring to either short sellers, or people who don’t think a stock will go up. Why ‘gay bear’ and not something else, I have no idea. These subs have a lot of anti-LGBT shit, unfortunately.

Listen, if other folks are like my D&D groups, it’ll take us weeks to get out of a 60 square meter setting, so that should be fine.

Honestly this trailer makes them look cooler than they probably really were.

It’s an interesting world where ‘yolo’ is incensing to people who describe themselves as apes flying rocket ships full of stonks to the moon to bring back chicken tendies to stick it to ‘gay bears’.

What has surprised me most about this leak is the number of fanboys who’ve seen the leaked footage, replete with placeholder models, temporary animation, and visible code superimposed on top of the gameplay and gone “WTF, Rockstar?! This doesn’t look like a finished game! What a clown show!”