You know soccer players love going down in the box.

No you didn't. Cool story though bro.

Why was this ever written? Everyone knows Saved By the Bell sucks.

Here's a perfect GIF for this story :

Never say I don't love you.

If anywhere but Wisconsin is #1 on a list like this, its metric is broken.

People who say "I wish restaurant employees got paid a living wage and the food costed a little more" actually don't get called assholes. "I don't believe in tips, so I don't tip" people, though? They get called assholes, which is actually too good for them. I hope every last person who says that gets the ice scythe…

I don't buy bread because I get too many carbs already through beer- Milwaukeean

Today is a day for Team Cat.

worth a shot.

Fourth from left. Bielema?

Thanks for the reminder that Rickie Weeks will be making the third most amount of money of the Brewers and the seventh most in the NL Central tied with Joey Votto. What the motherfucker.

Umm, they don't play all their games at home. Sick burn though, bra.

Am I the only one a little concerned about the votes for GHB?

On the most shallow level: I would rather smoke something that smells sweet and fragrant than suffer the indignity of eating FARTS to get high.

Shrooms are pretty much the only illegal drug that has been an unadulterated good in my life. Fuck being legal. That shit should be mandatory.