My childhood having an accident story

Teenager drives drunk in Wisconsin?

I wish I could say I'm surprised, but the FDA has some of the most ass-backwards policies out of all the departments ran by our federal government. And that's really saying something.

I feel like an asshole for saying this, but I totally agree with Jim gaffigan. I have an unexplainable dislike for pugs.

I feel like the main reason these dipshit cops press charges in these situations is because they're angry that they had to spend time actually helping out people in the community, rather than chasing down what they consider 'real' criminals.

Franco and Quinto??? Does this mean the Franco/Rogen bromance is over? Say it ain't so!

he did also have this bit too...

The problem with xanax is that if you use it recreationally(take a higher dose), you can't remember if you had any fun or not. All of a sudden you wake up in a twilight zone of not knowing where your keys, cell phone, and money are, and then figuring out how they ended up in three different locations. Annnnnd how you…

If you really believe shrooms are a frat dude thing, you did not take the proper dose my friend. Google Terrence McKenna, he'll learns ya.

Opium kicks ass too, btw. But if you're going to do opiates you might as well do heroin, which is much more potent but just as addictive/deadly.

How did heroin and crack end up as 15 and 16? Krokodil and bath salts are both ranked higher...doesn't make sense to me.

As of 2012, it's not even in the top 20 for obesity. If there were alcohol in those gross smoothies, folks would be lining up to hear all of Chef Keith's recipes.

Watching this thing talk gives me the creepz...can't help but think of this nightmare from my childhood

What's Pordlandia? ;)

Totally. I'm a bit ashamed that I noticed it immediately...blame it on the current state of television/film/everything I guess.

Sophia rockin' that pit hair...still beautiful though!

First, a statutory rape confession on reddit and now, a murder confession on faceblock? Yeeesh...