They could at least offer an AWD version of the GSR 2.0t

Or easily sourced parts to make a production version into this. VW NEEDS to make a performance parts line that are affordable and easily sourced from any VW dealership.

So many VAG rallycross cars...

What more can you ask for?

I don't care how much it is,

Somewhere out there a StanceBro is weeping. 'Dat glorious suspension travel!

Yeah, just go ahead and tease that it might be rear-engined again. That's fine.

"Hey, I got a fucking Viper engine in my Honda" effect

What more can you ask for?

Sure, the engine is $4k, but you've got to replace the drive train, clutch, brakes, suspension, fuel system, and supply an '01 S2k (probably ~$8-10k). I call NP as long as the work is reasonably good, and it does look that way from the pictures at least.

Those wheels are a hate crime on my eyes

Just say no to stretched tires. The rest of it is gloriously bat-shit, and I love it.

This deserves a second look, but after a complete review of the vehicle. How it handles, and if it has problems. If everything checks out and the car is a much better, a "demon S2k" than by all means, the price is right.

C'mon, this was a slam dunk:

Bathrooms aren't THAT big. If it weren't for unions, they could probably have 20 people work one night and have the whole thing reno'd in one shot. I've seen what they do on HGTV with just 5 people!

You explode while in the process of bending over.

HOW DOES THAT STUFF GET ON THE WALLS THAT HIGH JESUS CHRIST

How do you shit that high on a wall?
Do they crap in their hands and smear it down the wall?

Fast clean of NYC bathrooms declared "infaeces-ible"

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