And then when you're done, you can call Terry Dubrow and be all like, "Tell Heather to bring over the champs while you cut me off this couch, Ter!"

Me too! Love me some Britney Haynes.

I love House of Yes. I keep meaning to make a Halloween costume like the Jackie O. suit with the spaghetti.

Tell it to my HEART.

It's a movie about pies! Beautiful, beautiful pies! What's not to love??? pies4lyyyyyyyfeeee

I've gotten two sample sizes in recent subscription boxes and passed the latest off to my little cousin. No thank you.

I really want to see Alison's full performance in Blood Ties.

SESTRAS!!!!!!!

I love coral lipsticks.

My surname has like 20 associated with it? Is that possible?

I am seriously considering it as well. Everything looks so beautiful, and I think I'd use everything listed. This month was also my first Petite Vour, and while I actually loved the CC cream (and its scent), I was underwhelmed with the rest, so I might swap out for Amor.

Gazziza, my dilznoofus!

Having worked at a winery that did custom crush for years, I doubt she does much more than give her opinions to the winemaker every once in a while, but I mean it's fine. Does the world need more rose? Does the world not need more rose? It's not like she's trying to foist cab franc on us or something.

That's ah-meeezing.

Hee! Is that why your picture is of Liz G. and her bangs? Dolphinately the most traumatic thing to happen to PubLizity.

Nothing warms my heart like Alison in a puffy vest. Except maybe Helena saying SESTRA.

I feel like maybe you get one free pass at attempting to choke out a Richards sister in life. Right? Sounds reasonable in my mind.

I was going to say, Connie Britton is way too gorgeous/heavenly to play "the morally corrupt" Faye Resnick aka Kyle's bestie. Sigh. I miss Camille.

She probably hasn't ever been able to get a word in edgewise having that blabbermouth of a Big Brother, Frankie. Reminder: Big Brother is BACK on CBS this summer June 24th! Oh no. Is my Big Brother addiction showing again?

Get the cachaca flowin and call it a wedding! Parabens!