Karen Glenn was always churning butter and hoarding peaches like a champ, and her husband Mark just could not appreciate her shining star frontiersmanship. Gordon Clune, on the other hand, was just a straight-up Rich Dick, but he did manage to at least get his entire family drunk on moonshine to help them through the…

She was born a schmuck, and she’ll die a schmuck!

I have been listening to Pipe Dreams on repeat since she released early a few weeks ago. Love.

I’m only watching Potomac to see if anyone was shamed enough to upgrade their kitchens! Worst kitchens of all Housewives’ franchises! kbye

I’m still obsessed with Mi Plan.

There are many of us who speak English, Portuguese and Spanish. :-)

I know I’m in the grays and this will probably never be seen, but I’ve loved Nelly Furtado since 2000. Scared of You (desculpe-me) made me fall in love with the Portuguese language, which I then proceeded to teach myself and moved to Brazil for a year so I could know what it was like to experience another culture…

That made me feel so happy for 30 seconds, and these days, I’m grateful.

Honestly the worst thing about S3 is simply Jai-Alai’s bangs. Everything else is magical. The Amy Fisher aria!

I used to have my own mug at bear republic :-((((((((

amen to this, I get this all. the. time. I’m sorry if I can’t make myself fall in love with some loser simpleton just for the sake of having a partner!

I will wear a safety pin every day for the rest of my life if I have to. And whatever else needs to be done.

I just discovered the Bill Hader Keith Morrison impression after requesting to my friends that if I die unexpectedly, I would like to be referred to as “the life of the party.” So much love.

I almost peed my pants in the fake flower aisle of my local Michael’s craft store listening to her say, “as George Clooney said as a fake news man - good night and good luck!” So, obviously I’m dying for more anesthesia Casey.

That was completely the highlight of the episode for me. Just Sonja quietly popping her head out of a door behind Ramona saying, “No macrame! We agreed no more macrame!”

My mom has hundreds of these patterns! And I have some of the dresses my grandma made for her. Aw.

You are correct, OC is masterful at this shit.

I love Heather and I listen to her podcast every week and I’m not sorry!

Even after she’s inevitably murderer 15 or more people, I will still love her.

I was gonna say, I lived in Healdsburg from 2007 - 2013, and I was like - wait, what?