Butterfly clips on a crimped side ponytail 4eva!

It's like hurry up and get to Tonight already.

I was afraid she was going to say Something Good, which is the number I hated as a child but grew to love. The reverse happened for me with One Hand, One Heart in West Side Story, but it's still my favorite movie of all time, so no big.

You'll need to make a cake that's cute but also paleo.

Also, doesn't she live in Southern California? You don't really survive January in Southern California, you just...bring a light jacket when you go outside, right?

I can't wait — I'm also getting my first Petit Vour box this month as well!

I did not push that guy out of the way because he was French. I pushed him out of the way because he was moving slow...like a damn French.

Alls I know is Yolanda is supes into the pills n powders and once shamed Gigi for taking a tiny bite of cake at a party that was in her honor. But I still love them all: Yo/Gi/Bel.

Duh! Of course! Obrigada!

Rede Globo! Oh gosh do I miss Brazilian soaps. I can still sing the theme songs to Sinha Moca and Alma Gemea. To the delight of ... myself.

Who among us is a perfect Michael Chiklis identifier?

Except that it was Hank from Breaking Bad. But still ah-mazing.

OMG, I was also super great at Mavis Beacon Teaches Typing in the sixth grade. I also had friends. I swear.

You mean you don't like her custom-tailored hot pink silk shirts with cuffs bedazzled with her initials?

The best RH shame sprint from a vacation dinner still goes to Tamra in...wherever the fuck they went last year on the OC.

I liked how Yolanda served him a single strawberry thinly sliced into like seven portions and then a baggie with about 12 different supplements as a breakfast before he went to soccer practice. That'll give ya the energy you need, boy-o!

I love Yolanda Bananas Foster even with her Lyme Brain and weird diet of 5 million individually baggied pills n powders n lemons.

For some reason, I thought Julep was *only* nail polish, but I might have to give it another look-see now.

I love that bubble bath. I love anything rose water. I'm only two months into PopSugar but so far am impressed. I was also thrilled to get that full-sized Tarte blush last month.