How’s Auntie Alison making out? Not great, Sarah!

Nothing says, "Here's that handgun you wanted," like a colorful display of Gerbera daisies.

And we will wipe, wipe, wipe away the plasma!
Alison in her puffy vest makes me happy.

Death to the demon Ted Pikul!

Don't mess with Ashley Marin and her wine and her sexing her way out of troubles.

Best laugh of the night.

I keep feeling like Mandy deserves a little extra good karma thrown her way for all the effort she put into getting Lip into college.

Coach Taylor's hair, ya'll. It has emotions.

Further evidence this show is, in fact, Tween Peaks.  Not since the poor myna was slaughtered over a spread of jelly donuts has a talking bird been so nefariously amusing!

We're boppin' along in our barrels!  Some of us slip right over the edge.

"I got you that pig!  It was supposed to be a panda, but I checked the wrong box."

"Sat and forever am at work here" is the line that most gets stuck in my  head as well.  I can't resist writing it in any sort of guest book I come across.

The scenes of Bill watching TV alone are my favorite moments of the series.  Be it with a mini baseball cap of beer or a delicious grilled cheese.

As Michael gets off the elevator at the end of Flight Of The Phoenix and passes the redhead with the purse over her face, "Gentlemen, start your engines!"  They really are like twins!

To which I cried, "It's only April!"

Me too.  I always picture Matthew swaying back and forth trying to get into it, so he can try to convince Joe it's a good song.  (Which hand is the pencil in?)

The Real Deal with Fat Neil!  Well, screw you too!

Needs more Dauber. 

pulls on imaginary opera gloves

It's her gummy smile that really irks me.  It's like, put that away — I'm not your dentist.