It's so watery!  And yet there's a smack of ham to it. 

They go poo poo in their pants and poo poo in my heart.

Would that the rubber suit were a time rubber suit! 

Britta ftw, but Annie with a chloroform rag is a close second. 

The Lil' Jon "Yeah!" from the original Glee club's Lil' Elton Jo(h)n mash-up right before they got chang'd with the cease and desist.  It was one of those jokes that came so fast in its delivery, I was a few seconds behind in processing it. 

Maldade em Pessoa! For those of us who watch the DVDs with the Portuguese subtitles for some reason…

St. Luis Obispo
Inconsequential nitpick, but I believe her father was referring to San Luis Obispo. As in, "Ted took a bullet for me in the battle for San Luis Obispo."

"Say, do you know, does Bob Dole cook?"