Beth and Paul tormenting each other around the dining room table to Chopin’s Raindrop Prelude gave me Hannibal-like chills.

I was so excited when he brought the unopened christmas gift as the prize for DLM.

Don't worry - Real Housewives of New York is just around the corner!

I love that June Diane loves Vicki Gunvalson. Something about that feels so right. And so wrong. As is the case with everything Housewives.

Who lives, who dies, who tells your story?

I think I choked on my laughter from the Tristan and Isolde line, it was so unexpectedly brilliant.

Ever since Alex started rolling with Avi's crew, all she eats is pills n powders. Look how high she can jump!

alex kerkovich krumping 4 lyfe!

I have found myself singing out "West Coviiiinaaaaa!" in frustrating moments lately. It feels really good.

Stop the press!

I was keeping my eye out for ground beef on that trifle-fixins table.

Girl, I am right there with you. Shit is painful.

I…didn't realize I do exactly this until I just read it. Oy.

Oui, oui, mon ami! The Lancelot of the Revolutionary Set. He came from afar just to say bonsoir!

I read that in the voice of Mrs. Featherbottom, and it was delightful.

Yeah, he said sobrinha, which is niece.

YES! Alma Gemea was my jam.

I totally feel like Helena could somehow make that life a reality. However many people she has to kill to make it happen.

I see you've played knifey spoony before.

His mom never bought him a watermelon, bro.