FCA is gonna be soooo pissed when the Bronco can do a full barrel roll.

This is a work of art and a thing of beauty, but for that kind of money you could buy a car.

My mom’s got one of these in droptop form, that she bought new. Six-speed, she wanted the 100 extra horsepower you got from the SRT-6 (aka, 32AMG) but said “no way” to the automatic.

Doesn’t even float “for a while.”

um, any vehicle will float for a while. Just like any vehicle is also a very short haul airplane or single use off-roader.

Do you remember when the entire republican party started a culture war because one woman with no functional brain capacity and no hope of recovery had her feeding tube removed? Now those people are screaming that meemaw’s gotta be sacrificed to reopen Olive Garden.

Pole vault.

I am working from home which, as an owner of a one-man IT company, isn’t that much of a hardship. However, I still go out a few times a week for sanity drives. Premium here is just under $2.00 per gallon.

I really hope they let you hit turn 1 and 2 at speed before having to slow for the nasal swab on the backstretch! 

Yes.

That’s more like a $3,000 car.

But it gets about 610 disruptions per mile, which is the mostest highest right now.

A 99 year old man goes to the doctor saying “Doc, you gotta help me. My 27 year old supermodel wife is pregnant, what am I going to do?”

Both Ina and Martha have really grown on me as they’ve (or I’ve) mellowed with age.  I don’t care about the obvious implications -- that I’m now bougie AF -- they’re some fun ol’ girls and I’d knock back a bucket of whatever they’re pouring any day.

Staff - Those are collectively the worst suggestions ever. Please fire yourselves.

They’re parked on the lot right next to the $35k Tesla Model 3s.

“Tuna Kombucha Soup”

No Dave. It’s a piece of shit and deserves to be here.

Real Sky Redline>Fake Gallardo

So in 15 years it’ll be at a buy here pay here place for $10,000.