It’s got 3. One to start the engine, two to roll down the windows.

“The front end looks nice...”

Same here. If this were the car I wanted (haha, fuck no), I would want to find one long-termed owned by an enthusiast. Every city has these little dealers that “specialize” in worn-out Euro trash. I find their wares riskier than direct ordering bat soup from Wuhan.

If two people are playing hide-and-seek, and one of them conceals the other, they've missed a few key points of the game

He does a lot of things that defy those credentials though.

The problem is that its incentivized him to keep doing dumber and dumber things. He’s getting past the point where its relatable. There was a time when I read his stuff and was like, “ah, that’s a classic mistake even a pro can make.” Now its just too forced.

Any info. on how the battery holds up after the sun has gone down and the moon has come up, and long ago somebody’s left with the cup?

“does John live right on the ocean?”

must have just come back from the bathroom, they have one of those Magic Eye posters in there

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When you’re doing this level of modification, it only makes sense if it’s a forever vehicle. If you were someone who were THIS into standard cab Toyotas, this is a reasonable thing to do assuming you have the finances for it. Toyota will never sell you one so if you’re going to have one you have to build it yourself.

Cats always drag stuff you don’t want into your house.

“You feel like an idiot for getting into your car and driving to Pizza Hut at 11 in the morning, hoping that something truly special was going to happen to you that day.”

But then, days or weeks later, you realize you are driving around in a 12 year old Chevy Cobalt BY CHOICE and you have an existential breakdown.

Should have called it the SPF1000 to keep from getting burned this year.

Based on Porsche’s naming conventions for the Taycan, they should have called this color “Green”.

A vegan ought to know better than to start a beef. 

It’s such a shame Nikola Tesla didn’t have a middle name. No more electric vehicle companies allowed, sorry.

I really thought that eventually, my eyes would get used to seeing these, but it’s just not going to happen. I love the technology, but Honda really needed to show some restraint with all the scoops, wings, triple exhaust, etc. Granted, I know I haven’t been this car’s target market for about a decade now, but it’s…

if shakira gets sued she won’t have to swear under oath, since her hips don’t lie