I appreciate the commentariat keeping the email address alive. Despite the original post requesting respectful feedback, I fear I may have strayed from that directive. The terms “sackless cowards” and “kindly fuck off” may have been used.

I have no regrets. 

So, wait... WTF? Is this Joey Fatone?

The dream thing... I quit smoking over 5 years ago and still have dreams in which I’m smoking. I almost always wake up with a faint sense of shame, lol. It’s really weird. 

Donald Fagen is a fucking musical brain genius. He may be an insufferable dickhead, but the music is good.

And just to continue the theme, fuck Bill Joel and Bruce Springsteen. That is some vanilla garbage.

I had a chance to see Springsteen for free in ‘89, my senior year of high school, and laughed at the offer. I…

Holy shit... that list unequivocally dog shit.

1. Beatles

Slowly raises hand... I’m 48 and was a huge O’s fan until the Nats came to town. I’m not proud but I don’t regret anything. 

I no longer partake, but when I did, it was bowl for the road, bong hits at home. Nothing beats the convenience of stuffing a sticky bud in a bowl.

And, a 15" Toke Master bong is probably the greatest contribution to humanity, ever. 

True story: I once slept off a hangover under the raised floor of the data center. It wasn’t ideal but it was effective. 

Good for fucking Mort. I’m typically a shitty husband while also deeply appreciating my wife’s ability to put up with me. She has that same look almost perpetually and, somehow, hasn’t murdered me in the face while I’m passed out.

Tonight is a new opportunity! And, I wouldn’t blame her. I’d murder me in the face. Love…

Too bad there isn’t a clear section of road immediately to the left that isn’t a temporary pond. I’m not a cyclist but I do have eyes. 

Former railroad employee here - driving a train while shitfaced is not an uncommon situation. I’m an IT guy and have never driven a train but have interacted with many engineers who regularly tote a 24-pack on-board for the journey.

+1 railroad crossing

I hope he is on retainer... otherwise, dude isn’t getting paid, stupid or not. 

Danny: bad in-laws don’t get better. Run like the fucking wind and do it now.

Source: my mother-in-law cut the head off a live squirrel with a steak knife and that is like the 9th worst thing she’s ever done. I love my wife, but, fuck. 

Absolutely the first thing I thought of and unequivocally the only correct answer. 

I broke my elbow last year and stopped taking my pain meds pretty shortly after surgery. Trying to grunt out a goddamn Thermos every couple of days was not great. I truly thought I was going bust a blood vessel in my head trying to back those monstrosities out.

9. Insufferable twat

My dude. If I see a car hustling up behind me at +20mph over speed limit, there is an almost zero percent chance it is not a Prius. 

Fenatyl on its own is dangerous enough. Pound some Oxy and booze on top of it? So yeah, here we are.

I shattered my elbow into little itty, bitty pieces about a year ago and the prevailing pain remedy was fentanyl... and it made me not give one fucking shit about *anything*. The hospital administered that stuff right…

I assume you just fill the bathtub with kitty litter. I can’t imagine a standard litter box would contain even a single disposal of digested cat food.

Andrew, man... the message that resonated with me the most is the support and fortitude of your wife.

I shattered my left elbow last year and I would have been absolutely fucked if my wife wasn’t there for me. Sydney reminds me so much of my wife with regards to a strong caretaker. I absolutely still feel like shit…