I used to do IT work for a facility in the Dundalk Marine Terminal and was genuinely amazed when I left the area alive... each and every time. 

My hope is for a “Let’s Remember Some Guys” team... which, we are rapidly approaching. Maybe limit the team to Big 3 players. Hell, let LaVar Ball get a spot to further solidify our global esteem. 

When I was in middle-school, our neighbors owned a Pacer, a Gremlin, and a Matador. They both worked for the CIA and were generally just fucking weird, as evidenced by the cars in their driveway.

Where I live and work, Lime/Bird type stand up scooters are not present. The liquor cycles, though? Those fucking things are everywhere.

In a downtown type environment with lowered speed limits, fine. But, I’ve seen more than a few on the main north-south US Highway between where I work and where I live. Speed limit…

I must be the only satisfied (masochist) MK4 Jetta owner on the planet. 2.slow, five speed and it was glorious.

Did the heater blower motor shit the bed? It did! Did the window regulators fail? They did! Did the heater core bite the dust? It did! Did it snap timing belts? Of course! Was the car a rolling disaster? It…

My first reaction upon reading this post was “how did the cops miss the meth in the car?”. Because, there is meth in that car. 

Without a doubt, said underwear was a pair of tighty whities with a blue and gold waistband, circa 1978. 

Obesity is no joke, nor is diabetes. I’m diabetic and when my doctor diagnosed my condition and made me aware of all the possible effects, I paid attention. I wasn’t 500lbs but was well on my way to 3 bills. I’m 190lbs now and my A1C is at a pre-diabetic level.

I lost a friend last week to a fatal heart attack. He was…

I do the same. Kroger brand flavored seltzer is $3/12-pack. The cranberry lime is fantastic. It’s a good thing it’s so cheap because I typically put away 6-8 cans per day. 

Probably not completely analogous, and definitely not an episode I’m proud of, but about 25 years ago I was arrested for DUI and my passenger was also arrested... for “drunk in public”. He spent the night in jail.

Fuck. Fuck all of this. For some damn reason, beyond reason, I am a Wizards fan. Now that I’ve outed myself, I nominate John “Hot Plate” Williams for the GM opening.

As least the the team will eat well.

“Ed Dohring, the doctor in question, told the New York Times that he had to step around a woman who had just died when he reached the top of Everest and had to wait hours to share the flat part of the summit—which is approximately the size of two ping pong tables—with about 15 to 20 people to get a photo.”

From the mouths of babes, I suppose. Absolutely behavior learned at home.

I dated a girl in the early 90's who owned a Samurai. It was an absolute joy to drive in the snow or on the beach. Any other situation? Pure misery.

+10.5 A1C

Yeah, wouldn’t it stand to reason those trucks have GPS trackers? You aren’t going to rent a truck for the intent of committing a crime unless you are really fucking stupid. 

Good eye! Guess it’s time to refresh my glasses Rx which is four years past due. 

I’m curious about the presence of only two pedals. 

Yet, I clicked the link and scrolled down to the comments. I am a shameful individual.

And, if true, fuck these people forever. 

NOVA native here... Drew, I’m not sure what Mrs. Drew does for a living but why not GTFO of there? Cost of living is ridiculous, traffic is beyond insane, and just the general claustrophobia of living in that crush of humanity is unbearable.