TIL Shaq played for fucking Cleveland. I’ve been fairly attuned to the goings-on in the NBA the last 30 years but somehow either never knew he was a Cav or erased that knowledge to store something more relevant like the phone number of the local landfill. 

I’m all about rocking the ‘do of your choice. But, as a dude who had long hair into my 30's and then went directly to a shaved head in response to a rapidly diminishing hairline, it was absolutely the correct choice and I wish I had done it sooner. It’s liberating. 

I think we can confirm that baseball umpires are the biggest fucking killjoys on the planet.

Tough draw facing Truman Peyote but, yeah, Storm motherfucking Duck. I’m on board.

One of these things landed on a co-worker’s car and puked on the hood, just last week. Turkey vulture vomit looks a lot like you would suspect it to look... which isn’t great.

Not sure if General Booty is going to make it past Candy Button Disco. Tough first round draw, to be sure. 

As someone who lives 15 minutes north of Martinsville, I can say that every day is Race Day.

A public school high school football coach was making $141k per year? Holy shit, pass me the pills. 

So, did Bryce just get Trout paid?

Your comment inspired me to make that very thing happen this weekend. It was simple and delightful and the pairing was fantastic.

Disclaimer: I substituted zucchini noodles for the pasta. 

Jesus. This is an incredibly petty take. 

I work for a public safety agency in southwest Virginia and regularly see tractor trailers falling over after traversing the border from NC to VA on I-77 on days with high wind. Wind shear is a motherfucker.

This is the penultimate example of throwing good money after bad. If GMG is paying for this, good for you. If not, well...

As a Nat’s fan who couldn’t imagine Bryce departing, I’m ambivalent. As as Nat’s fan who *could* imagine Bryce departing, I’m also ambivalent.

Summary: Meh.

As a former 66-77 Bronco addict who collected all kinds of rusty strays, I concur. The worst examples I didn’t buy because I had hopes of resurrecting but rather because they had a valuable power steering gear box, rust free tailgate, decent hard top, etc. Often times the purchase price was well below the value of the …

That bit of imagery elicited a snort-laugh. Nicely played... that one landed squarely in the middle of the fairway. 

Damn... way more intense than the demise of mine. Glad you didn’t suffer worse injuries. I crumpled mine into the back of a lawyer’s Mercedes.

And, for some reason, my pic got Kinja’d. 

My first car was a ‘77 liftback, in glorious orange. I remains my favorite car of all I’ve owned and I’ve owned a lot since 1988. It met its tragic end in an accident.

A few years ago I got the idea to get another as a fun weekender/project. I was shocked at the money a half way decent example brings these days.

Workin…

oof... +1 pit bull

Some guys go straight into minor league baseball out of high school, wash out after a few years, and then go the college football route.