I just want to know why OBJ was at the parade.

So, wait... I can’t watch the video at work but does this mean Shaq actually insures his cars through the General?

A man of unquestionable automotive taste! 

My first car was an orange ‘77 GT liftback and, to this day, remains my favorite car I’ve owned - and I’ve owned a lot of cars since 1988. Sadly, it was totaled when a drunk driver plowed into it while it was parked on the street. 

Being a masochist, I love the MKIV generation of VWs. My old 2000 Jetta 2.0 went 230k miles before I finally sold it. It still ran great but damn near everything else was super fucked. It was slow, for sure, but a lot of fun on the back roads with the 5spd.

I imagine the VR6 would be a hoot. However, there’s no goddamn…

Welp, that is now permanently etched into my brain.

He was also a Red Cobra. 

Guessing this was a drift car and the pilot wasn’t super great at avoiding shit while performing said drifting. 

Right. It’s a roots-style supercharger which is only rooted to a piece of plate steel. That so many Jalops are whiffing on this is hurting my brain and making me sad. 

Counterpoint: Usual features

As an Old, I require the following from my daily drivers and trucks:

Mandatory: heat/AC, radio, 12V/USB power points, power windows, fucking cup holders and storage cubbies

Optional: 3 pedals

That’s it. I’ll be yelling at clouds for a bit, thanks.

Wait.. wut? MLK Jr. never did the Tomahawk Chop wearing an FSU football glove? Or... is that a sieg heil? I’m very confused. 

Please remove the snow mattress from your roof.

- Cracked Windshield/blinded Guy Behind You

Diesel trucks do not have spark plugs. 

...leering fudgily...  

As an Old, I owned a pair of Reebok pumps. If my drug and booze addled mind remembers correctly, they were pretty dope. 

That sounds like a bucket full of painful farts. 

Remind me to never raise my arm again for any reason. But, you are right, that guy is probably a fucking Nazi.

This is specious at best. What a lazy post.

Which, actually, was filled with a vodka-amphetamine brew.

Biscoff Cookie Recipe

It looks like it’s wearing a gimp mask.