V-twin vs. inline 4.

My 1200cc Sportster only makes about 75hp (with mods), but has torque for days. 

Presented for your pleasure is the list of Duke QBs to make an AFL/NFL roster.

Jesus... this post was an emotional roller coaster.

From utterly depressed at the beginning to bemused at the Stan Kroenke video to utter joy at the commercial outtake video. I need to lay down now. 

I have a major soft spot for this generation of Celica and could easily imagine myself dumping stupid money into a reasonably clean starting point. My first car was a ‘77 Celica GT liftback and I loved that thing to an unreasonable degree. I totaled it when I rear-ended a big Mercedes (young, dumb, and full of beer).

I…

Cash Carter McCarron... holy shit. Guess the next kid will by Johnny June. No wonder A.J. wanted to be a man in black. 

Sort of tangential, I guess, but I spotted this rare VTEC powered beast in the wild a few years ago. Certainly a step up the creativity ladder from the faux GT examples. 

In regards to short-legged canine poo-makers: Corgis are awesome, Dachshunds are hell spawn.

Source: I kept a friend’s Dachshund for a week. It pissed on my floor no less than 800 times and had the temperament of an octogenarian denied use of an expired coupon at CVS.  

Apparently, the previous owner of this plate is a hero. GTI and MX-5 and a keen sense of humor? My dude. 

This caused quite the kerfuffle in Virginia a few years ago. DMV revoked the plate. I found it fucking hilarious.

I was adopted by my step-father and took his last name. And, yes, my biological father was kind of an asshat (RIP), but I was only 7 years old at the time of the adoption and name change and didn’t really know WTF was going on. Fortunately, my step-dad is an awesome man and I have no regrets.

Would I have done the…

1st Gear: Dude... wait.. what?

If Joe Biden *doesn’t* own an El Camino with Centerline wheels my last grasp on reality will have been lost. 

Eh, my take is nothing more than broke stoner guy who sucks at surfing tried to get his grift on. 

I witnessed a bunch of paint cans fly off the back of a truck and explode right in front of the following Mercedes SL500.  Black car, yellow paint. It wasn’t pretty.

As a motorcycle rider, I’m pretty attune to the notion of not following trucks with obviously unsecured loads. Obviously, shit can fly into other lanes,…

I’m simply thankful to have not been subjected to another Spuds MacKenzie commercial prior to viewing the terrible video.

I appreciate this is likely not a viable production candidate but I have to wonder what the expected MTBF is for all this printed plastic. I’ll take my motorcycles with metal frames and major components, thanks. Real tires as well, please.

Needs more stars. 

Jesus. If you were my neighbor we’d have had some very real conversations by now. If you were trying for the white trash aesthetic, you nailed it. C’mon, man.

Doesn’t take long to acclimate. I had it down pretty good by the time I got from the airport to my hotel in Dublin which only took about 30 minutes. 

“hoard of bothersome purist fanboys”