Years ago I was moving into a new apartment, the complex had two buildings. My parents were helping my move and they accidentally got into the elevator for the wrong building.

Yeah, once upon time freshman year in the dorms, I got off on the floor below mine, and tried to open the corresponding door. And the resident came out and told me he lived there, and I didn’t, and we all had a great drunken laugh, and then I went up to my floor...another time, my cat got out of my apartment, and made…

She didn’t have a key to his apartment. Witness are saying her keys were in the lock and she was pounding on the door and yelling open up and when victim opened the door to see what the hell was going on she shot him in the doorway. She was outside in the hallway when she killed him. She was drunk or high for sure.

I’m thinking that there is a deeper background to this story. 

One time while leaving for work I accidentally got into my neighbor's truck (we were both parked on the street, his was a dark-colored pickup of a similar size to mine). Keys didn't work, so I looked around realized I was sitting in the wrong car, and get out. What I didn't do was murder him.

I once walked into the apartment a floor below mine because the door was unlocked and I’m dumb. For a second I thought, “My roommates bought new furniture??” and then I realized my mistake and quickly pulled a Homer Simpson backing into the bushes move and closed the door gently behind me when it I heard a noise…

Looks like the article was updated to say a witness heard the cop shouting “open up” which means she couldn’t have accidentally walked into an unlocked apartment

Mistook his apartment for hers?

Wow! This is crazy. To add some context, this place is huge - it’s an old Sears plant that was converted to loft style apartments years ago. The place does have a weird layout but there’s pretty close to no way this officer walked into a unit and mistook it for her own. Each unit is really different from the next one.…

I mean, you’re running around in all-black pointing a gun at people, this is what happens; it’s probably what should happen. Like, yeah, any time anyone is killed there needs to be a thorough investigation. But on it’s face, I don’t see anything controversial, here.  Are we supposed to?

3 of them are in this story

Goddamn.

It is quite literally internet chatrooms trolling you. The only thing surprising (and disappointing) is how well it’s apparently working.

I’m sorry but this shit is a massive REACH. Come on. We have bigger fish to fry.

No one co-opts shit unless you let them.

Not at all like the terrorist fist bump brouhaha? 

The clowns who call this a “random placement” are the same assholes who believed Fox Nuisance had proof when it said “terrorist fist bump” (re: Obama).

The alt-right, 4-chan crowd claim to be a reaction to hyper sensitivity and to those who find everything, “problematic.”

This absurd, pearl-clutching, red-scare-esque article and the replies that followed are the exact thing they claim to be against. And the type of thing they deflect to when people ask them what they…

Honestly, it doesn’t look like it to me. She’s just resting her hand in an odd way.

She’s just resting her arm. Stop projecting for god’s sake. I do EXACTLY this... and I mean EXACTLY. It’s not a white power symbol for the love of god!