Oh Robby T Gonzo!, you should probably not cuddle with a pangolin. I've spent a few nights with a pangolin transporting it back to Quirimbas National Park after it was confiscated from live animal traffickers, and while they are cute, they are certainly not cuddly.

First, they have incredible strong front legs with…

My little girl always said, "Make it go louder, Daddy ! Make it go LOUDER!"

What if I bought a matching pair...too far???

I think Freud would say you are most certainly a bad-ass.

All clothes are for everyone. All colors are for everyone. Look at the old 1970 Lego ad. The one with the little red haired girl. Look at her clothes. Things weren't always so damned prissy and pepto-bismol for girls. And actually, I would argue HE is the one forcing this little girl into a box and limiting her. Dress…

That's pretty much your job.

So even the Earth's orbit has been photoshopped?

MARK I AM AN AMERICAN AND I PAY MY TAXES AND VOTE AND YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO FORCE ME TO CONFORM TO YOUR LIBERAL AGENDA.

I'm sorry you have to think about me doing sex now

I'm not a cow, and my vagina is not milk, and my boyfriend is not a customer.

The first time I strode out the pharmacy with my free generic Yaz I wanted to mount a giant eagle, wear a flag as a cape and scream "AMERICA FUCK YEAH!" whilst flying over town, shoving in fists of birth control as I go. YEAAAAAAH.

The thing that pisses me off most about this is that I'm sure this will be a salacious take on birth control and it's impact, but I would absolutely love to see a legitimate documentary and research about it. I think hormonal birth control is a phenomenal invention and one that is incredibly liberating, but I also…

I feel your frown right through the cellular signal connecting me to the intarwebz. Powerful is your frown.

Kat. I'm frowning so hard at you right now.

Hobbittessesss, we hates them, we do. My Precioussss....

This is not an attack, but after some time and thought may I ask why is the responsibility of being sick placed upon the mentally ill?

I don't accept that and I don't think you should have to accept that, but I don't have the spoons to argue anymore about this topic. Just...don't give yourself guilt that you don't deserve.

Please do not ask me about my "I'm a Violent Offender" shirt. It's private.

100% this. My best friend is a Pembroke Welsh Corgi from a decorated show breeder. We did a lot of research to find a good breeder and were lucky to find one in our state within a few hours drive. He was also purchased on a pet-only contract necessitating neuter (no showing or breeding). My little guy is actually a…

This is my boy Van, he's as mixed breed as they come, even the vet can only hedge a guess on what is mixed in there.