My little girl always said, "Make it go louder, Daddy ! Make it go LOUDER!"

What if I bought a matching pair...too far???

I think Freud would say you are most certainly a bad-ass.

All clothes are for everyone. All colors are for everyone. Look at the old 1970 Lego ad. The one with the little red haired girl. Look at her clothes. Things weren't always so damned prissy and pepto-bismol for girls. And actually, I would argue HE is the one forcing this little girl into a box and limiting her. Dress…

That's pretty much your job.

So even the Earth's orbit has been photoshopped?

MARK I AM AN AMERICAN AND I PAY MY TAXES AND VOTE AND YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO FORCE ME TO CONFORM TO YOUR LIBERAL AGENDA.

I'm sorry you have to think about me doing sex now

I'm not a cow, and my vagina is not milk, and my boyfriend is not a customer.

The first time I strode out the pharmacy with my free generic Yaz I wanted to mount a giant eagle, wear a flag as a cape and scream "AMERICA FUCK YEAH!" whilst flying over town, shoving in fists of birth control as I go. YEAAAAAAH.

The thing that pisses me off most about this is that I'm sure this will be a salacious take on birth control and it's impact, but I would absolutely love to see a legitimate documentary and research about it. I think hormonal birth control is a phenomenal invention and one that is incredibly liberating, but I also…

I feel your frown right through the cellular signal connecting me to the intarwebz. Powerful is your frown.

Kat. I'm frowning so hard at you right now.

This is not an attack, but after some time and thought may I ask why is the responsibility of being sick placed upon the mentally ill?

Having dealt with both TWC and Comcast, I can say that the two merging has to be some kind of catastrophic sign of some sort of apocalypse, holy shit. o.O

Please, please, please, please, PLEASE let this crap get stopped somewhere along the line, because damn. No.

I don't accept that and I don't think you should have to accept that, but I don't have the spoons to argue anymore about this topic. Just...don't give yourself guilt that you don't deserve.

Anti-trust issues much?

I started out like this (and hope this well-meaning advice doesn't come off as simplistic and rude) - I think in this case you may need to find a way to accept discomfort temporarily for the benefits you'll feel. I know a lot of people are like: "endorphins! fucking endorphins!" - but that shit is real. You will…

I ride a spin bike when I game or watch TV to stay in shape. I'm completely tuned out to the exercise, but still get a workout in when I'm too busy to get to the gym (always). My couch is also way fluffier now. As for diets: screw that. It's all about moderation.

Please do not ask me about my "I'm a Violent Offender" shirt. It's private.