I finally had to google the video of it. She was just like that drunk friend you really want to help get to bed to save her from the level of embarrassment she's getting to, but she's moved on the the point of belligerent and won't listen and is convinced she's sexy/charming/awesome. Eventually you drag her away but…

I want that therapy pit bull. I want to sit on a couch and tell a pitty all my problems.

Oi. I got this story plastered all over my FB feed while people were trying to figure out who he was because reasons.

Clearly his Quantum Leap isn't going as planned...

Yeah everyone with amnesia does….

The Bjørn Identity.

The human brain is a very, very strange thing.

Hey — did you read the whole thing? I'm PRO "I feel like." I said I only feel self-conscious about it — and think others do too — because women are mocked for the way we speak. I LOVE saying "I feel like," which I said in a variety of different ways throughout my conclusion, including a nod to nonviolent communication.

The mortician - for whatever reason - shaved my uncle's mustache for the funeral. No one in the previous 25 years had seen him without that mustache. So my aunt (not his wife, a different aunt) stood by the front door at the wake saying to everyone who came in, "Thank you for coming, they shaved his mustache."
Honestly…

Sure. That's totally what a ghost would say; that and Boo.

This ignores the possibility of an evil doppelganger.

It seems like a really awkward way for her son to learn that he has prosopagnosia.

My first thought when I saw her with that hand was "Imma let you finish". And that joke is tired and ridiculous, but seriously. Kanye's child.

Flame away, but I would so much rather have someone refuse to serve me outright than have some bigot begrudgingly memorialize one of the happiest days of my life. Let them stay home with their hateful juju.

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I thought they sent the puritans to America and the convicts to Australia...

The other cats are never going to let this cat live it down. He has dog blood. Forever sullied. Every time he shows up, they're going to be like 'Hey Mike, how's it going—fetch any good sticks lately?' And then all the cats will just explode in laughter, leaving poor Mike to slink away in shame and frustration,…

Yay!