Way to conform to Anglo-Saxon beauty standards. #GoodHairBlueEyes #WhiteDevil #SleepyheadShit
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Jia as in “jiaaaa boyeee”
Can Jezebel write about Trump’s tantrum re: Hon. Gonzalo Curiel? You know, that sitting federal judge who’s hearing a class-action against Trump right now? The one “who happens to be, we believe, Mexican, which is great, [Trump] think[s]?” The one to whom Trump gave a thinly veiled threat?
Next-door neighbors in matching mansions? Are they a married couple or two eight-year-old best friends planning their future over some Dunkaroos and Squeezits?
And where are the slavehouses?
This was quality post.
Horse loads....
Johnny Depp has been a fucking tool for years.
just the tip?
YouTube Star? Call me when he can eat 30 bananas a day.
This is terrible
No. No, they don’t.
gooba-gobble gooba-gobble, one of us one of us
Says 30-Something-Year-Old man in Ferrari, while creating YouTube Feud Response Video.
Gotta love the political musings of a WASP in Wranglers. Haven’t met one I didn’t want to choke with his needlepoint belt.
I can’t wait to see public sentiment re: Trump in 20 years. Who could’ve predicted that Reagan, a man whose career peaked with a chimpanzee-centric comedy, would become as Right-Wing Jesus?
Honestly, I just lurk Jezebel because it has some of the most consistently funny writers and commenters.