Every different class you teach is a 'class preparation'. Since there is some savings of effort in teaching more than one section of the same class, some professors prefer to minimize the number of different classes they teach.

It was a bright cold day in April, and the clock on my court-mandated ankle bracelet was striking thirteen.

I can conceive of gravies that would boggle your tiny mind!

New thing to worry about: Massively parallel processed food.

Had to look up that Omar Sharif (Egypt) was nominated, but not a winner.

Gives a whole new meaning to 'cleaning the erasers'...

They put it in there because it was in the books, I guess.

It's so sad when the young 'uns try to troll the seniors...

Nice, or more classical F-Stop Story ?

I have an idea for a story...

You mean President Roosevelt didn't authorize the DNA and the RNA as part of the New Deal? Damn!

So President Obama should apologize ...to himself?

"Math: Worse than the heavy metal demon, the sex demon, and the alcohol demon combined."

Endorsed by Bill O'Reilly!

However, according to the Empress Josephine, his semen was like water.

Give 'Em Enough Pope

The crow was still pissed off about that Noah's ark thing.

"It's like a felony in my mouth, and somehow my mouth is the one on trial."

Like the Death Star?

Required listening...