For folks in suspense: Her dual degrees were in computer science and theater (from linked article).

Someone tell Jay Mohr that high school is over,..

Since Sir Isaac was an avid experimentalist and alchemist, he'd probably try to turn the cats into wyverns, or something.

If written by Tolstoy: Warren Pieces

♪ And I'll never be Smeagol (Smeagol)...♪

"Also, because of the latest territorial claims, I am Canadian. So poutine for everyone!"

"And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for Beardy and the Son of God (so it was really pretty doomed from the start)!"

Sorry if these have already been posted...

BILL BRASKY!!!

It's too bad all her dog whistles are at frequencies we can hear. I wouldn't mind it if only conservatives knew what she was saying...

What antibiotic works on demonic infestations?

So now the future Khufu Imhotep Carter will get a different name?

Don't blame me, I upvoted Kodos!

(think Miley)

When Jesus was at the house of Simon the leper. a women did anoint his feet with expensive perfume. His apostles did protest, saying they could have given the money to the poor. The woman said of His toenails, "Jesus, do you ever cut these things ?", and went to fetch the clippers. And the Lord said, "You shall…

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With a 52 point deficit, she really should be thinking about throwing a 'hail mary' , and actually supporting marriage equality (it would also be the right thing to do, but I was trying to speak flak-ese.)

Bennett Brauer "approves" your "first paragraph."

*munching on pulled pork whilst impaled on a spike through the genitals*