What sport do you play with a wombat?

Well, Moore certainly thinks of the children...

I can remember reading years ago that he was the longest surviving ALS case in the UK, I wouldn’t be surprised if he was the longest lived in the world.

Apologies if this has been posted:

Yes, and the lack of attention that remark generated convinced me that soon Ann Coulter will have to resort to publicly soiling herself to create the level of publicity she craves.

(not easy to give a robot cancer)

No love for Dr. Susan Calvin?

I saw the Streep ‘quote’ and thought, ‘they’re underselling how awesome it was’. ‘Cause the KingKong guy said, in Italian, how ugly she was, and Streep replied , also in Italian, how sorry she was she couldn’t be in his monkey movie...

Kevin McCarthy could give Kevin McCarthy acting lessons...

Kids today are so dramatic. My dead wife won’t even accept my Facebook ‘friend’ request.

Gestapo soup: “Ve haff ways of making your soup.”

Also Condoleezza Rice and Herbert Hoover...

Green or red salsa?

Harry Fleming was the hero in ‘The Red Badge of Turdage’...

I’ve been a professor for 30 years, and not cursed to that extant in front of students. She should be censured as the faculty committee recommended, but not fired. Some college students can come from awfully sheltered backgrounds. (Even in a math class, I’ve had students who didn’t know the basics of a deck of cards…

Is his engagement story supposed to soften the blow?

There’s been some progress, though. There aren’t white guys playing Othello in blackface

I worry about their son, though (who is also a mathematician, also schizophrenic).

Paul Blart 4: Electric Blart-a-loo