For guys who say they don't have much knowledge of gambling, the Taliban do a good job of 'doubling down' on their behavior.

I would say to her, "You know who else dressed up in Marie Antoinette costumes? Marie Antoinette! Sometime, when you're not too busy, Google how things turned out for her!"

He looks like 'Drunk Uncle' from SNL, got too drunk...and when he woke up, he was dressed like that!

(And a bit of an asshole.)

I dreamed we'd have fish for dinner and we did!

Or a Stairlift To Heaven

He calls out 'Flipper, Flipper , you're smart as a doorknob

As we learn from evo. psych , blatant asshattery is a survival trait.

"and requested all party guests to buy forty for $1,200."

He's healed! It's a miracle! Sidelines of football games are the new Lourdes!

It's Mjolnir-riffic!!

Like Andy Capp, but not as exotic.

The Battle of Armageddon occurred in 1918, in the closing days of World War I.

The Bird Lady from 'Mary Poppins' had a dark side, one day she snapped...

Solid-gold sperm guy is getting his game face on!

Well, she forgot to pray for herself!

Off topic: David Frost's wikipedia article has been 'hacked' (probably not the right term; I'm an Old.) to say he died of 'Black Flux Pox and the Plague'.

R.I.P. David Frost, Strange last night I was watching the Doctor Who episode "The Day of the Moon" where the Doctor's farewell words to Richard Nixon (in 1969) were 'Say hello to David Frost for me.' or some such.

Urban Dictionary has completely erased Marla Maples from history... would that Trump were as easy to forget!

Young children do have amazing healing powers (even when they're not semi-infused with Xenurific abilities). ("And, that's why you should always have some around" - Countess Elizabeth Bathory) At 54, with a broken arm, I was regaled with stories of how 6 year olds with broken arms were riding their bikes a week…