Next year: I've Got A Hunch!!

That's what makes him audible : Girls!

Not a word about how the snail spirit managed to persevere? Check your vertebrate privilege, please.

Great-aunt Ilsa is not pleased...

.5 Internets to anyone who finds a picture of Avery Jessup (Elizabeth Banks) in a Ronald Reagan mask.

Whatever happened to "Manly, yes, but I like it too."

"You always thought getting the right bra was rocket science, now it is!"

It was mostly the tomato sauce. And I had the discriminating palate of a teenage boy.

That takes me back it must be 35 years, to when Joshua Fillets or some such came out. They must have had a coupon because my mom bought them and served them smothered in tomato sauce. She told my sisters and my dad that she was serving Not Meat, but not me. So I scarfed down my first helping, and started on my…

"The 'Daily Show' Skewers Anthony Weiner"

Since my last fortune cookie said: "You have no choice but to be That Guy.", I'll point out they say 'zed' in Canada, too.

In Tennessee, don't give a name

Testimony to the stamina (and optimism) of youth.

Some assembly required?

It is fascinating, I notice that there was very little mention that, by confessing to these crimes. the real criminals have gone free. At least if my extensive viewing of Law & Order means anything, nothing was done to investigate those cases in the meantime.

And Katharine Hepburn 'expressed disdain' (in IMDB's words) for Meryl Streep's acting...and Dorothy Parker famously dissed Katharine Hepburn...

In other news, Oprah bought Switzerland (and Liechtenstein for Stedman).

Because it would be really unhappy? Like Melon Collie and the Infinite Sadness unhappy?

You take that back, right now!

"It means Dodai Stewart sleeps with the thetans."