"Why did the Supreme Leader cross the road? Who are we to question?"

"Abortion Barbie" would do as well at the toy stores as 'Bloated Gas-Bag Pundit' which comes with -

Seven years = fifty years in celebrity years?

Had the sommelier passed all the varieties personally?

This picture is obviously a (higher-pitched than usual) cry for help.

(to the tune of 'Bringing In The Sheaves')

I like my women, like I like my logic... fuzzy!

Only Abigail knows , for sure...

"Will you marry me, Eliza?"

Other than an episode where Martha stays up all night making cronuts for when President Obama is dropping by, and Snoop eats them all beforehand , I got nothing.

Duplo are made by the Lego company . They are just bigger (easier for small hands to handle, harder for small mouths to swallow.)

I was probably only aware of the classical usement.

Also, Hollywood and books do a lousy job portraying how time-consuming and arduous it is to maintain an army of catamites, much less create one in the first place. They need constant cleaning, you can bet their shots won't be kept up to date, and that hoard of Purina Catamite Chow won't last forever!

Just playing Russian-dressing roulette with the American public?

Where was his lawyer?

"Is this the ass that launched a thousand shows

So disappointed they didn't mention she was good at math.

Their original comment was, alas, taken down.

This 13-year old girl?

After 5000 years, the truth comes out...thanks Yahweh!