Velocirapture!!

Hey! His website offended me, so there's a 90% chance I'm a slut!

It's a little known fact that Roman patrician-spawn caught doing something unwholesome, like making the slaves fight to the death (because that's the state's job) or doing it Minotaur-style with the livestock, would be allowed to plead 'YOLO contendere'.

History records George, Duke of Clarence, was drowned in a barrel of wine . But it actually was pea soup.

Couldn't take it, though I love internet quizzes. I read all the responses and my mind reverted to its ancestral form, that of some kind of armored fish thingy from the late Devonian period. Not going to risk it again.

Was he doing it doggy-paddle style?

That means... it's time for a new album!

"Let me show you my... magic underwear."

He is going to run for the Senate to work on his gravitas. This was after it was explained to him that gravitas doesn't go on chicken-fried steak.

He's got stupid hair, too.

I was just reading about the Parthian empire in the 2nd century, but it might 've as well have been Brooklyn.

What Jenny McCarthy's minions might look like...

An old one: Elmer Gantry (1960) with Burt Lancaster, was better than the book.

Intercourse the penguin!

A 'Take-Fest At Tiffany's'?

Well, they looked like the Watford Long John Silver Impersonators out there!

Also , all 4 of the Rolling Stones (Ron Wood by only a few months).

Instead of "post- racist America", it's more of a "racist- post America".

No, don't listen! It's a trick to make the Dems. choose a younger running mate, whose inappropriate remarks and lack of experience will cost them the election!

I was going to call this the 'Alex P. Keaton' effect, until I remembered he had a brother Andrew...