Putting a more positive spin on it...

First in with a Daniel Day-Lewis reference?

Yes, and the punishment for a little blasphemy is a gentle braising for all eternity...

Miley's timing couldn't be worse... The IOC just declared 'twerking' an event in the 2016 Olympics!

Baldwin's mindgrapes have gone dry.

What does Rep. Gohmert think goes on in these classes?

"The Englishman Who Made Up A Hill And Went Down A Hooter"

I shouldn't open with "Are you my precioussss?"

Sales are doubleplusgood!

Sales are doubleplusgood!

A spanking! A spanking!

These particular supercentenarians (born around 1898-1901) would have come of military age in time for World War I, which had about 10 million military casualties (millions more civilian casualties, but I would suppose those are more evenly split between men and women). But some countries, like Japan (which is…

What's white, and white, and white all over?

As the article says, the difference is really apparent at the upper limits of age. The 30 oldest people currently alive are all women.

And Mickey Rooney wasn't nice to women either...(I had to confess I read the article in the hopes that it was Andy Rooney.)

Like those old Timex ads: "It takes a fryin' but keeps on tryin' "!

Julian Assange is so jealous right now.

I have no reply, at all.

"The mysterious girl looked just like a Hollywood movie star, (you know the one I mean), only not quite so litigious."

"liberté, egalité, insanité

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