A silver lining to the Rivers/Palin story: At least now Tripp will know two Jews.

He sees what you did there.

And Sacha Baron Cohen has his next movie...

Best thing since Walter Cronkite sang 'Your Cheatin' Heart' on the Tonight Show in 1965. (or did I imagine that?)

Churls Gone Wild ... but he should spread the rumor that if you watch his video , seven days later all higher brain function ceases. You become a filthy lice-encrusted, scab-ridden being whose only mentations are 'what's to eat' and 'where's my next boner coming from?'.

He once ordered a Big Mac at Burger King...and they made it for him.

Is the Swiffer comment related to the Rosie-the-Riveter/Swiffer story?

And he should turn himself in for remedial education for thinking 99.99% excludes 1 in 100 (hint: it's 1 in 10000).

And he's in evo-psych, too!

How will the site decide who is beautiful when 750000 people each get 1 vote?

I'm rarely serious.

But isn't '21 Guns' about the 2nd amendment?

Umps do it, deans do it

"I've asked my wife what she does each month in the ritual shaming tent, but she won't tell me."

"And then George realized that, although he would never see the man in the yellow hat again, he quite enjoyed the lady with the sunglasses. Whole new adventures awaited him..."

Since she's not a coach, and hasn't been one since 1997, are they worried she'll do the same to potential donors?

Step away from the internet, Amanda ...

where the male, Tommy Hol Ellingsen, smears his sperm mingled with his partners menstrual blood over his face, and declares it “organic"

Apologies if this has been said...but would Davidson consider Agdal a 'booby' prize?

Well , my mother fed me gasoline and it was leaded, too! And except for some drain bamage, I turned out fine!