The same time stereotypical Jewish mothers started bragging about 'my daughter, the stripper'?

We're getting lifestyle advice from Neanderthals now?

'Sneakers' reference for the win!

In the wreckage of the crash, Danielle soon made a bonfire.

Oh, the late summer stinks

Once there was a guy who liked rants

I think the giant ones should be called Cro-Magnuts "Cavemen love 'em!"

This makes my 'Are you ready to go with a halfling down below?' look like crap!

Here's what Ke$ha wants,

Yeah, learn a book , Seth!

Reading The Great Gatsby; looking for mentions of herself.

If she's reading 'Anna Karenina' at the Amtrak station, don't bother.

After his cold swim, he said "I am never ever seeing my testicles again."

Just waiting for the sequel article about how women don't make good codebreakers, 'cause, you know, math is hard.

"New York's hottest funeral was held today. Located on a garbage barge in the Long Island Sound, it had everything, wailing banshees, drunken eulogies, midget Al Sharpton, and granvestites."

I was holding out for 'How I Met Your Mahatma', myself...

So the number #1 most trusted person is a guy who's very good at pretending to be other people?

There were more in Citizen Kane , but the movie was rewritten, for example 'Rosebud' wasn't always a sled.

They will be much in demand in certain circles when they are grown?

"I'm ready for my blood transfusion, Mr. DeMille."