Anyone else thinking that Masturbation Month has gotten too cummercial?

"Arrrr, those lasses be triggering my PTSD!"

Sounds like he was in an open rebellion against common sense.

I would think memorizing pi's digits would be more of a 22/7 activity...

This is what Donald Trump really believes.

Inflammatory? You need aspirin or ibuprofen, not Tylenol.

An 'Oklahoma' fan, because when she thought of Jackman, she thought Curly.

If you had wiener dogs, you'd be guilty of 'Munchausen's by dachshund'.

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Lady Chatterley's Drover?

In addition to thinking that dinosaurs lived millions of years ago, libtard sheeple atheist socialists spread the lie that an asteroid killed them. While a chastising visitor from the Kuiper belt sounds like just the m.o Yahweh would have, the truth is out there:

There's a crapp for that...

"Jizz and tonic?"

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Pictures of an exhibitionist - (Mussorgsky)

Also, it makes the real sociopaths upset. Very upset.

No, married 29 years...

You can tell by the way my hemline's short

In my rhinestone bathtub!

"There is only one thing worse than getting quoted, and that is being misattributed." -Oscar Wilde