Everybody doesn't like something

This little piggy's going to prison!

And the now-found-to-be-apocryphal Galileo Leaning Tower of Pizza experiment, where he dropped a thin-crust slice and a calzone, and both landed on the floor simultaneously (and were eaten by the dog).

He didn't bother to explain the long culinary tradition among rocketry pioneers, like Robert Goddard's famous 'blast-off' chili, and Werner von Braun's 'V-2ner schnitzel'?

It's no Troll Twins of Underbridge Academy...

Giving the injection while they're having sex takes a steady hand.

Since he's still around, Ms. McQuiston actually won't be a marchioness until he dies.

Everyone is using a big new word now

Mine eyes could not comprehend how large the earnings were, as Roger said, I earned £ 2500 in just a fortnight by hoarding comestibles and then selling them at a profit later. It is much more lucrative than my previous Job, scribbling out entertainments for smelly groundlings...

"I'm gagging and I'm vomiting... I'm gavomiting!"

"Atlas Dunked"?

"We're going to need a bigger brief."

First you get the plaques, then you get the drugs then you get the women...

Judy was an American girl

Older sibling to Exodus Rodriguez?

I think Helen Mirren is great, but is she going to scold Willie Nelson next 'cause his heroes have always been cowboys?

HBO and George R.R.Martin wouldn't let them use 'Soccer:The Game of Thorns' ...

"We cut off your swimmers, so have a free dinner!"

I would think Amanda Bynes speaks for her vagina. After all, she was in 'All Twat'.

The 'affect' she has on men? (sorry, couldn't read after that.)