I made it to the county finals, and flunked out on 'finial', to this day, any type of architectural ornamentation fills me with rage.

Is the story true that the Catholic Church had capybaras classified as fish, so they could be eaten on Fridays?

O.k.

You have problems with modernity? How far back do you want to go? (No, don't tell me , it would be too depressing...) Before women were allowed to be college professors? Back to when diphtheria and TB and polio were threats to everyone?

And...and...and eat fishfingers and custard with River Song, and have Van Gogh over for tea...and...let me and all my friends live in the TARDIS...and be bestest amigos forever!

Doctors from Harvard agree

Hello, Bachmann my old friend

Russia -it's a riddle wrapped in an enigma, inside a tutu.

Gee, Jezebel, you didn't have to be so hard on the Chron!

Other problems should be addressed, too...

Is it an adaptation of 'going to hospital' (which is where all really successful proms wind up)?

The roomful of chimps at their keyboards is to blame.

"He said it was 'legal-size' but it looked 'letter-size' to me..."

Steve Martin had a routine where if someone asked , "Mind if I smoke.?" He would reply, "Why, no, mind if I fart?" And he continues, "They have a special section for me on airplanes. I tried to quit, but I gained a lot of weight."

Slow down; you're moving too fast.

As Cromwell said to the Kardashian-themed Rump Parliament: "Depart, I say; and let us have done with you. In the name of God, go!"

I should hope I could pass a grade 12 math test, since I have to teach them the next year.

It sounds like a real shillelagh-fest ,anyway.

The Garibaldi family better watch out!

"In those days a decree went forth from Caesar Obama that all hard-working, decent white people should be taxed...."