"Hey, my areola is up here!"

And Andrew Carnegie wasn't born here, neither!

Play your cards right and the world's in your oyster (or something like that).

"What is the sound of one hand fapping?"

Only quibble: The men who wrote that their limbs were once again functional, were those she had counseled not to have amputations...

Hey, Bro, Are You High?

I would eagerly

Usually it takes a million billion tokens just to get some ammo...

...bright red 'public' hair?

"All you care about is whether spring is coming? Fine, I'll tell you: it's coming. Maybe, someday, you'll ask me about how I, a 126-year-old groundhog, was placed under an enchantment by Grania, queen of the witches, to be poked and prodded by a bunch of barely sentient simians once a year. Oh, maybe I'll tell you…

And when is Blimpie going to name a sandwich for Lutz?

Blue womb...

Game night at Quentin Tarentino's?

It's not going to make things easier, but I am still writing letters for people for Ph.D programs.

Kourtney and Kim

More from Mr. Busey on this in his upcoming new film The Holey Buddy Story.

DeWind's last words to the school were, I imagine,"Fuck you!! And the moose you rode in on!"

Well, somethingers gonna something.

It's my potty and I'll flush when I want to

You can have my bubble shooter when it slips from my cold soapy hands!