The generalization I always heard growing up was 'Northern girls have psychiatrists, Southern girls have dermatologists." but things may have changed in the last 50 years.

I suppose Lemmingway died by jumping off a cliff...

For science!

I thought it was salmon that was the big fish in the Northwest, not red herrings...

"and like buffalo they were edging toward extinction."

After reading the headline, I thought, "Doesn't W. already have a presidential library?"

It made me so happy my pancreas burst!

An anagram for 'porcupine' is ' i pupe corn'.

An anagram for 'porcupine' is ' i pupe corn'.

("Candle in the Wind")

Try Stepford, CT.

I'm glad to see you didn't include the discredited 'Akin diet' where you eat whatever you want but because you legitimately want to lose weight, your digestive system shuts it down.

Definitely edged over into 'wacky stunts' territory, methinks.

43 of the 44 things Ryan Lochte would do involve boners.

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The original name for the Skin Port was 'the A-Hole' but it was deemed too confusing...

It's not something I have first-hand experience with, but is there a part that you could extract that would stand alone, like an abstract or conclusion?

5. Ann Wagner (R) MO Wagner is the former ambassador to Luxembourg and currently occupies Todd Akin's old House seat.

spiny?