A public apology suffices... sort of a 'mea gulpa'.

"Buckle your seat belts. Or don't buckle them , see if I care."

Exactly ! Is the flip side we should have moral feelings for/against everything?

Who wants to sing about press-gangs and infanticide?

Since she was delivered in front of the bears, why not call her Ursula?

They're just a whisker away from a "the mother and the kids only exist in Ted's imagination" finale.

What qualities does Obama pick? Why, if Meryl Streep played them in a movie!!

Clawed from the headlines!

Lalalalalalalalala!!!!!... I can't hear you!!!!!

To be fair, some of the more moderate tea-baggers said they could vote for the treaty if the requirement that buildings set aside disabled parking spaces for black helicopters were deleted.

Perhaps some kind of 'Republican spectrum disorder'?

It used to be a hereditary appointment of the Earls of Barfington, I believe.

Fun fact: 'Deliverance' was set in Georgia, not WV.

That was the first thing I thought of: " You got brinner? Dayum, Turkledog!"

I am a hopeless non-badass, but 'the Dark Triad' is a term wasted in a psychology paper.

They also dumped Michael Dukakis as director and Barney Frank as head writer...

Tellurium-128's half-life is 2.2 * 10 ^24 years. How do they even measure such things?

Mr. DesJarlais, I was trolling you. - God

Don't be a talker.

Do sado-masochists use Miracle Whip?