Hobbits got free coffee.

Mongolia - That quiet guy who will eventually snap and go all Genghis Khan on everyone.

Next on Lifetime: "When an uncontrollable boner meets an unwitting vagina: The James Burt Story"

I gather the gentleman in the quote wasn't wearing his wubber.iwonically enough.

So, you have met someone you didn't like!

It's strange how they spelled 'Kyrgyzstan' differently back then...

The Marquis de Sade

I already have to stop myself from referring to historical events as being 'the turn of the century' without specifying 19th/20th or 20th/21st.

"In space no one can hear you clean."

Arcimboldo approves!

It would have been clogged, sooner or later.

In a related story, Irish babies are delicious!

I've puked on a nuclear power plant (I wish I could say it was a form of protest, but it was, in fact, a field trip.)

i can haz mandate?

I admire the evil genius who invented the shrink-ray, that concentrates the nastiness of a whole cabbage, into a barely bite-size morsel (that's how they make Brussels sprouts, right?) , but no, I don't love them.

I look at it this way, I love my wife, she loves Brussels sprouts, but I don't love Brussels sprouts.

Actually I was imagining Liz Lemon imitating Sling Blade as Sherlock Holmes, so we're most of the way there!

Ms. Breslaw, you have two things to answer for

Ah, a Chicago voter?

If we were to vote using a direct popular vote, then fewer votes in Sandy-devastated states (most of which were blue states) could tip the election. Also...