insomniac1729
insomniac 1729
insomniac1729

Just remember to smile!

"The first demonstration the 'un papa, une maman' crowd planned had a herd of mimes trying (and failing) to escape the box of their prejudices, and walking against the winds of change and progress."

So it's the perfect storm of storms?

and as, Dave Barry might say, 'Muffled Cubicle Snorts' would be a good name for a rock band...

What has he got lodged in his colonses?

And that young woman was ...Marie Curie!

"A total buzzkill" - Ned Flanders

Not surprising they don't mention that all her majesty's personal servants will be buried with her when she passes on. It could cut down on the applicant numbers.

Constance Reid was a writer and biographer on mathematics whose books never failed to entertain.

Must be a Buttlett pear...

What does Stevie Nicks

"The less fortunate get all the breaks." - Philip J. Fry

When they asked him to say there were five lights, he made them bring in another one...

His mirror-universe counterpart has two goatees...

Well, it sounds like the principal wasn't your 'pal' , either.

According to Wikipedia, he slept with his wife a grand total of 3 times, one time resulting in Princess Charlotte...

Excuse me, while I take my Geritol... Peter Garrett (pictured) , lead singer for Midnight Oil is now a cabinet minister in Julia Gillard's cabinet in Australia.

"The metal shavings make my throat bloody."

For example, Neil Patrick Harris being a serial killer and cannibal on L&O:CI.