Well, there goes the neighborhood...and that neighborhood... and that one.

Just a note to say

Do not taunt Justin Bieber Fan Site.

Why? What have you heard?

Boob clouds at night

Michael J. is not my costume

Me, too. Although I offered a tip to the guy who wheeled me from one concourse to another in Charlotte, and he waved it off.

I thought that was Rahm Emanuel.

Just because we're trained in the art of subtlety doesn't mean we practice it! - Esquire

Co-LOL!!! Category theory jokes!!!

I picture this guy taking notes or muttering furtively into a recorder, saying 'She's buying artichokes and asparagus, her poor husband...' ducking stealthily behind a Hot Pocket display, asking patrons in the dairy case when they were weaned, bothering checkers by interrogating them on how they really feel about…

Without Sex Toasters our PopTarts will be cold?

You and me baby ain't nothing but Borgias

"A mathematician is a machine for turning coffee into theorems" - Paul Erd&oumls

Author of "When Lilacs Last in the Schoolyard Shot"...

There's only one thing worse than being interviewed by Piers Morgan, and that's not being interviewed by Piers Morgan!

Two...Four...Six... Eight...Time to transubstantiate!

They should get their balls out of the gutter.

I heard everytime someone says 'Hey!', he gets a nickel...

"Well I have an inoperable brain tumor, so I win.''