Oh, Emma, ...Sometimes the shank is lower down...

I'm Jinxy Doodle, but that's Professor Jinxy Doodle to y'all...

"You have the right to remain silent, Father William..."

"Dear Diary:

On the bright side, you might get profiled on 'Criminal Thumbs'.

You guys! It was supposed to be 'Pride and Prejudice' Day, and everyone was supposed to dress like Mr. Darcy or Elizabeth Bennet... but the memo was garbled.

"Horton Sees a Sex"?

Is 'vaginal slander' worse than 'labial libel'?

"My momma always said life was like a bowl of Tender Vittles, you never know what you're gonna get."

Thank you for this article! It gave me a chance to remind myself what the abc -conjecture was, which will give a headstart when colleagues ask questions.

Jupiter, the Minnie Minoso of the solar system...

"Commander Riker, you reattach that arm this instant!

And then the apes took over, and the cows, and the birds...

Agree. I would definitely award them a small positive integer.

Laughterhouse 5! - Billy Pilgrim gets restuck in time, opens a chain of comedy clubs.

Non-driver here. I had a non-driver's ID in one state for a while, but I moved, it expired (when an ID expires, do I cease to be me?) and the picture ceased to look much like me anyway, so after a hassle with TSA in our nation's capital (again, parenthetically, I had no trouble getting to D.C. , so if I had…

knowledgeable with dimples...

Dr. O! - James Bond visits an evil sex therapist

Don't let your nougatty center out!

And she was well over 40 when she gave birth to the future King John!