I remember hearing that the origins of the phrase went back to St.Augustine, but I could be wrong.

"Find your soulmate, Homer."

It's not really sweater weather yet...

As Henrietta might say, "Meow meow meow meow what a shame."

True. Very Godfatherish. I thought Brian Blessed in the I, Claudius series did a good job of the aged Augustus, still some flashes of the old triumvir.

If it weren't for that eightfold asshole Octavian, Parthians would have overrun the Roman Empire while Antony and Cleopatra were having the sexy sex. Oh. I forgot, ... Gawker Media and 'soft on Parthians' are practically synonyms!

I've always been grossed out by mayonnaise, so my son's descriptions of how they would make the cole slaw at Long John Silver's were especially gross!

Wait till that lush St.Bernard falls asleep, steal his brandy!

Sarah Palin could make a hologram and say, "Help me, Obi-Ron, you're my only hope!"

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Wouldn't 'Derpney' be a good choice as well?

Making s'mores (the secret ingredient is asbestos)?

Or War and Peace as a haiku?

About a decade ago, I heard there was more computing power in a new car than in the Apollo spacecraft, so I believe it.

In fact, the Dukes of Beaufort descend in the male line, from an illegitimate son of Henry Beaufort, Duke of Somerset, a descendant of John of Gaunt and his last wife. So the Duke would, assuming no infidelities in the last 500 years, share a Y-chromosome with Richard III.

C. capillata was also featured in the Holmes story The Adventure of the Lion's Mane.

The mrs.' last name is much more prevalent than mine, so we're in the phone book under her last name (and initials) , this gives me the bonus of answering truthfully, when salesmen call up for Mr. HerLastName, "There's no one here by that name."

Wasn't ketoacidosis the mechanism by which the old man and the baby were the only two survivors in The Andromeda Strain?

The Donald also tweeted: "But the upside is, more contestants for my show 'The Autistic Apprentice'! It's going to be huuuge! I have a whole room of these guys, calculating square roots or counting toothpicks or whatever, and whoever is the best gets hired. And some of them can be paid peanuts,cause they buy their…

Perhaps Immanuel Velikovsky was hired as a writer...(or his spirit)