A “missile thread” is usually a byproduct of ‘executive time’.

Oh they’re definitely cowards, but that’s not the point.

A very good boy.

If house republicans had half a damn clue they’d be trying to block this nonsense too.

I have a towel for me and a towel for the dog, what are the other 3 for?

I have a towel for me and a towel for the dog, what are the other 3 for?

The majority of the world has long suspected we were nothing more than a source of movies, music and galactically arrogant morons, the last 2 years have removed all doubt.

Every time they appoint someone, you get the distinct impression they’re just fucking with us, and not in difference of opinion or some moronic own the libs sense, more in the sense of how the fuck are people this stupid doing anything more than being overwhelmed behind a broom somewhere?

Maybe it ate your dog?

My dog, regardless of weight is self validating, but no I just screwed the numbers up.

Those aren’t dogs in the instagram clip, any dog under 20 pounds is a cat and cats are pointless.

Pasilla chilis are fantastic and scream for dark brown sugar or pilconcillo.

The north atlantic and pacific airline tracks are published every day based on weather and vary each day by a few or several miles based on favorable conditions (winds mostly).

 US men’s tennis in a nutshell.

I don’t like you.

It certainly is low effort because it’s a basic truth and it applies to everyone, regardless of their endevour, especially ones so steeped in individual achievement. 

My next guess was the CFL Central.

I guess my alternate take is the guy has wrecked the Red Sox and I’m happy he’s in the NL West or whatever the hell division the Padres are in.

My hot take as a fan of the other Sox is Machado is a fucking chump, aside from his famous disdain for hustle or whatever the fuck he said, he’s proven himself to be a dirty player who really hasn’t performed when it mattered the most.

Great advertisement for condoms.